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Bad (Poem)

Bad By Nathan Corliss Sun is bad Salt is bad Fat is bad Placebos don’t work Sexuality to be shuddered Hand sanitizer is good Petrochemicals, also bad Peace is not profitable Shoes are to be fashionable and must offer significant cushioning and support Yoga is woowoo Meditation is also woowoo Humans can’t change Never change,

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The Downsides of Sweaters

Do you like my sweater?#SweaterWeather #thriftstore https://t.co/KBswEAhCeS pic.twitter.com/w1HpAUiaT6 — Nathan Corliss (@oakfive) September 18, 2018 The Downsides of (wool) Sweaters They stretch They pile They’re difficult to wash They have questionable environmental consequences (e.g. desertification in China) Moths sometimes eat them The Upsides of (wool) Sweaters Profound warmth They continue to insulate when wet Sweaters

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